Blue Eyes Designs

Ten Signs You’ve been in Theatre too long:

• Your weekend consists of Monday and only Monday
• “Q” is not just a letter.
• You can only read from a light that is blue.
• You feel naked without your keys, cellphone, MagLite, Leatherman and Gerber
  on your belt.
• You know tie-line has many uses: shoelaces, belts, ponytail holders….
• You tell more stories of things gone wrong than what went smoothly
• You know anything can be fixed with gaff, a sharpie, hot-glue, tie-line and
  a safety pin

• People recognize you by the sound of your keys jingling down the hallway.
• “Practical” and “flat” are nouns.
• If someone asks you what time it is, you respond with something like, “Half
  hour ’til half hour”

Some of these were blatently stolen, so if you know the original author, please
tell me.