Blue Eyes Designs

Why is my checkbook off by 77 cents?

Why is it that as soon as my roommate gets in the shower, I have to use the bathroom?

Will they call today?

It’s ten degrees colder now than it was at 4am.

AIDS + shiny = vampires (Re: UltraViolet)

I didn’t use to think people just sat around on the couch an talked like they do in webcomics. Then I came to college.

Neufchatel is goat cheese, yet amazingly tasty. Who knew? I’d always associated “goat cheese” with “stinky cheese”.